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Love Advice for Adults from Smart Kids :)

  Author:  62606  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/22/2004 9:53:00 PM)
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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike,10)



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim,10)



THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9)

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)



ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)



CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)



CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)



THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)



SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del,6)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)





HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)





HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)

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Date: 3/22/2004 9:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    LOL! The wisdom of kids! DragonFlyer  
Date: 3/22/2004 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 19685    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was GREAT!!!  
Date: 3/22/2004 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 62265    LOLOL! Omigosh! Kids are so cute! ~Cassie~  
Date: 3/22/2004 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    awww thats so cute!!! LMAO @ Roger (9) :)  
Date: 3/22/2004 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21912    haha so cute  
Date: 3/22/2004 11:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62606    Lol yeah :) When I first saw this I was like... wow where do these kids' thoughts come from? So cute!  
Date: 3/23/2004 12:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 7952    Awwwwwwwwwwww  
Date: 3/23/2004 2:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 11097    Awwwwwwwwwww! LOL these are great! I like this one best: On what falling in love is like: "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9) smart kids ;) thanks for this,  
Date: 3/23/2004 7:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 61897    lol, kids are so adorable!:)  
Date: 3/23/2004 12:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 40741    lmao thats so cute  
Date: 3/23/2004 4:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LoL  

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