Date: 3/25/2004 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 57232
I just want to say first that those ones that have it where they pretend they are there and then they really aren't, really annoy the heck out of me 1 or 3
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Date: 3/25/2004 7:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
at christmas we have ours something to the affect of 'welcome to santa's workshop....santa can't come to the phone right now and the elves are out back bbq'ing blitzon....but leave your christmas wish list and we'll work on it...' LOL  |
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Date: 3/25/2004 7:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 57232
2 of 3. My friend Nicole once had a car accident and she was quite peeved that the insurance guy did not call her and was more furious that even after he calling and complaining she STILL didn't get contacted about it. Well finally the truth came out! Oh this was funny. Her answering machine message was this song and it sounded like Barney singing but it wasn't and it went over and over "I wants to be a monkey a monkey a monkey, I wants to be a monkey so I can eats bananas all day long". the rep said on her machine Umm I'm sorry to bother this nursery school but I'm trying to get in touch with Nicole and if she's working there could you please have her call us. She changed the outgoing message thing the next day! |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 49091
"Hey there, this is Stephanie's mother, you've reached Stephanie's fone, if this is a guy, *in an angry voice* HANG UP NOW! *in a chery voice* Leave a msg!"  |
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Date: 3/25/2004 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 57232
3 of 3. My mom bought this cassette tape where you can play celebrity joke style things on your answering machine messages, I remember John Wayne but my favorite one that we had on was the Red Foxx sounding one it said, "The people that you just called are ugly. They are not here right now because they are in the kitchen stamping their faces into some gorilla cookies, so leave a message right now" |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 7849
lol thats a good one!!!!!!  |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 55386
Hehehehehe. I once did the message thing that my parents didn't know about, and it did this "Do you want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Oh wait, I'm not here at the moment, leave a message and I'll get back to ya later." AAHAHAHA it was funny  |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 62606
I made a post with a whole bunch of funny ones: http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm376153.html  |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
Sometimes I do this  I have the x-files them playing in the background & I say hello? Moulder is that you? If this is mulder press 1. If this is not Mulder DO NO press any buttons, just leave a message! LOL  |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 62246
At one time we had a family theme song to the tune of the theme song of the monkees. My uncle also had left one saying "Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, the cows at the ranch are fighting" or something like that. Since I was like 7, I thought that was the funniest thing in the world.  |
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Date: 3/25/2004 7:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 62606
I remember my best friend's father's greeting: Hello, you have reached the Weldon residence. I would tell you to press 1 for English or 2 for Swahili or 3 for Norweigan but since we're not that sophisticated, just leave your message and hang up! |
Date: 3/25/2004 7:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 48689
On my cell phone voicemail, I said "Hello" and waited a few minutes amd said "Oh, hey, what's up?" Then went into "Sorry I can't talk to you. Leave me a message." so everytime someone would get my voicemail they'd start talking and all...I got a lot of complaints so I changed it..lol...ttyl   |
Date: 3/25/2004 8:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 16916
LOL I had one like B monkey said where I said Hello? Hello? LOL it was funny  |
Date: 3/25/2004 11:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 62146
My dad on his anwsering machine on his mobil phone says "your mission should u chose to exsept it is to leave a message after the beep for..." then you hear my dads voice say his name take away the music "this phone will self distruct if you don't leave a message good luck" and there is one me and a friend made up witch is "hellos I can not be botherd to waste my time talking to you so pleas state your busneis for bothring me after the beap" that one wont really get you many friends but thats the whole point it is for the anti-socil side of socity who dose not like beind disturbed.  |
Date: 3/26/2004 7:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 58611
LOL! These are hillarious! I have had the one wher eyou go hello? helloooo? Hey whats up? lol tell me all about it after the beep! And then one time my husband brought home one of those toy fart thingys, with the gooey stuff you push inside the cup to sound like a big fart, (snickers) and I recorded a message saying hello (farrrtttt) ooops! we cant come to the phone right now (fart) leave us a message and we'll call you right back(fart)....tehehe, I took it off after a few days though, but I still think about putting it back on one of these days!  |
