I actually did this about a year or so ago to one of those annoying telemarketers trying to sell my family these "awesome new windows" of some sort. I told her yes, I was definitely interested, as our house could use a few upgrades. She started to tell me all about them, a spiel I patiently listened to for about 3 minutes, then I asked her in my best "hick voice" if I could get the whole house delivered. She basically asked me what I was talking about, and I said, "Well, right now we have all 13 of us in this little worn down shack that used to house chickens. So these windows would be great, but I'd like to get the house too." She sounded sincerly sorry as she asked, "You live in a shack right now, ma'am?" to which I replied, "Yep, all 13 of us! Times have been hard lately, but this new house with those fancy windows is just what we've been needing! Sure would beat this old chicken coop with only one little window." She told me she was sorry, but she simply couldn't sell a whole house. I proceeded to tell her that windows simply wouldn't do any good in a little chicken shack, but that when we started building our new mansion I'd surely give her a call. She told me that was great and starting giving me the company name, but since I was nearly bursting from trying not to laugh, I yelled in my phoney "accent"-- "Johnny, the chickens are escaping from the shack, you get them back in there right now!!" and hung up. Isn't it fun messing with telemarketers? hehe :-)
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