Star Wars lines that can be improved if you substitute the word "pants"   Author:  58334  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/17/2004 6:01:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (733 times) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time! Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister! Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily guarded than this. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. I find your lack of pants disturbing. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. You are unwise to lower your pants. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  58334 ( Click here ) Spring is coming