LOL, I like this one ++Nimi++   Author:  58334  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/17/2004 6:08:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (723 times) As a yuppie opened the door of his BMW, a car suddenly raced by, smashed the door and tore it off. When police arrived, the yuppie cried: "Look what they've done to my precious Beemer!" "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!" the officer replied. "You're so worried about your darned BMW, you haven't even noticed that your left arm has been ripped off!" "Ohmigod!" cried the yuppie, staring at his bloody shoulder. "Where's my Rolex?!" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  58334 ( Click here ) Spring is coming