Things My Mother Taught Me........Zema   Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/30/2004 7:50:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (577 times) 1...My mother taught me.....TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "if you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I have just finished cleaning". 2...My mother taught me...RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet". 3...My mother taught me...TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!". 4...My mother taught me...LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why". 5...My mother taught me...MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me". 6...My mother taught me...FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7...My mother taught me...IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8...My Mother taught me...OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." LOL!! Luv and Peace....Zema You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  42945 ( Click here ) Spring is coming