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Things My Mother Taught Me........Zema

  Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/30/2004 7:50:00 PM)
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1...My mother taught me.....TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "if you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I have just finished cleaning".

2...My mother taught me...RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet".

3...My mother taught me...TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!".

4...My mother taught me...LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why".

5...My mother taught me...MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me".

6...My mother taught me...FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7...My mother taught me...IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8...My Mother taught me...OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." LOL!!



Luv and Peace....Zema





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Date: 7/30/2004 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 58084    LOL Thats funny I'm going to bookmark this.  
Date: 7/30/2004 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL!! these are great! i think i have heard every one of them from my own mother when i was growing up. LOL thank you so much for sharing. *bookmark*  
Date: 7/30/2004 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    All of those were part of my "early education". LOL!!  
Date: 7/30/2004 8:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    LOL!! glad you liked them...yep, I remember every one of them lol!! hugs  
Date: 7/30/2004 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 53157    LOL my mom is still teaching me these things.  
Date: 7/30/2004 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL!! Too funny.  
Date: 7/31/2004 1:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    glad you all liked them LOL!!! hugs to you all  
Date: 8/1/2004 9:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 23101    LMBO .. Good ones Great Gramma Zema. :D *hugs*  
Date: 8/1/2004 11:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    *hugs* to you all...glad you liked them...  
Date: 8/11/2004 11:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    LOL! #4 and #7 really sound like my mom. She was always the "pants" in my family!  
Date: 8/15/2004 6:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thank you Bethann..glad you liked them lol!!! hugs "Z"  

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