Just for LadyLuck--posted by Emi   Author:  1799  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/30/2004 8:00:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (459 times) **LL is having a hard time right now, so I'm heading into my list of all the funny quotes from comedians and movies. Hope you get a laugh, LL!** You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. --Geri Jewell My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. --Rita Rudner In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it. -- Billy Crystal Talking to British people about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. --Greg Proops Stupid people would be required to wear signs that say, "Im stupid, dont bother talking to me" --Bill Engvall One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. --George Carlin I love my girlfriend. I know this because she told me so. --Adam Ferrara You know what we don't have? Cake flavored pie. --George Carlin I'm Catholic, and basically with Catholics, if it feels good, STOP! --Adam Ferrara You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  1799 ( Click here ) Spring is coming