I went looking for some old quotes i posted in my livejournal, and found some from movies, and some from myself. so, another thing to laugh at when your having a bad day:
-Wat: Say something about her breasts. -Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts. -William: Her breasts. -Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts William. -William: Well I... I miss her throat. -Chaucer: Uh, still higher really, toward the heavens. -Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.
-Jocelyn: What are you wearing to the banquet tonight? -William: Nothing. -Jocelyn: Well, that will create a sensation, for I shall dress to match.
-[Keeping beat for a dance lesson] -Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl. -[Wat punches him] -Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what? -Roland: A girl!
(all above are from A Knight's Tale)
"My friends, welcome. Mr. Oedekerk feels it was irresponsible for us to proceed without a word of warning. We are about to unfold the story of Doctor Frankenthumb. A man who sought to defy the most precious laws of nature. The program that you are about to witness may surprise you, it may shock you, it may even track you down and get you. As you're watching, you may experience a slight tingling around the back of your neck. This tingling may proceed down your left arm and leg. This would have nothing to do with out program, but could be the early signs of a stroke, and we would urge you to seek medical attention immediately. If you should feel a shapr prick in your finger, it could be a splinter and you should seek tweesers, and any form of disinfective salve. *Satisfied sigh* I have just wet myself, and now much go. Enjoy." -the warning for FRANKENTHUMB!
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " -Charlie Brown.
"In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo." -- Carlos Mencia
Buffy: Every time you show up like this, you risk all of your parts, you know that? Spike: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you, and I— are you naked under there? Buffy: Get out. Spike: No, I'm serious. I mean, not about the naked part, I mean— Buffy: Get out or I will drop you out head first.
and now just some of my quotes with friends and such:
"I snort pixie stix." - Whitney (being herself).
Lexi: "Abby, you're such a girl today." Doyle (my boyfriend): "I wanna be a girl today." -said when Abby was in a dress!
Me: "I'll take a picture!" Lexi: "You always take pictures." Me: "Well, there are things I can't take pictures of." Lexi: "Would these things involve Doyle... or maybe cows?"
Lexi (after being sort of described in psychology): "This is the second time I've been talked about without being talked about... wait, that made sense in my head..." Me: "And this is the time when the room goes silent, everyone stares for a long while, and then someone's head explodes from trying to figure that one out."
Sin (the anouncer from Expo): "Ramen holds sodium, and there is carbon in Ramune soda. We all know from science class what that can do. Never feed it to a seagull." Me: "Let's go find a seagull and feed it Ramen noodles and Ramune."
John: "The soda cost as much as the pizza!" Sara: "That's okay. It's Sean's money."
John: "I have two bucks." Me: "I have two dollars!" Sara: "I got ten cents!" Me: "That's right, because it will cost some odd dollars and ten cents to buy the pizza." Sara: "Yay! I earned my slice!" (note: we never did use the 10 cents.)
John: (as Sara begins to get off at the wrong floor) "Sara, that's the second floor!" Sara: (coming back in) "Whoops." John: "We would have just let you go, but you have the pizza." Me: "Well god, if she didn't have the pizza, then bye Sara!"
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