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Jumped on the bandwagon, my pictures are up... ...Smooth Criminal

  Author:  37101  Category:(Discussion) Created:(8/6/2004 8:02:00 PM)
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As you probably perceived from the title, LSR has kindly taken the liberty to advertise my ugly mug on this infinitely vast community that we call the World Wide Web. In the unfortunate event that you have nothing better to do (and you have a strong stomach and / or a weak gag reflex), it's suggested that you might find even the slightest bit of amusement seeing the face behind an otherwise scorned, filled-with-angst teenager that hides behind the alias of Smooth Criminal.

In layman's terms... My pictures are up. Go and look if you feel like it. And don't be afraid of being brutally honest. I tend to be so why shouldn't you?. If I'm ugly, let's hear it. Heh.

Linkage: http://www.engel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/usm_junkies/pages/37101.htm

...Smooth Criminal, Joe

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Date: 8/6/2004 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    I checked out the Junkies site but I don't remember seeing yours so I'm off to check out your pic!  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    Otays, I checked out your photos and you didn't scare me at all! hehehe, glad to see a face to your name tag. You're a cutie.  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Cutie? You must've clicked the wrong link. :( -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 6860    I agree with PSC, you're a cutie! *blush*  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    LOL, nope, I went to the right link silly. You're differen't from how I pictured you. I don't know how I pictured you though..lol  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    LSR must've edited the pictures before she posted them. Because I'm definitely not a cutie. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 6860    Wow, you look older than you really are. You're my age and I thought you were like 20. Guess you're not too old for me then. lol  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Heh. Thanks, I guess. It helps to look older. I don't get carded at movies, thank the lord. Mwaha. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 6860    Oops, sorry for the double comment.  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 57232    YOU? Ugly?? Nuh-uh if I were younger you'd have to look out for me! It's gone now, but it you wanted to see ugly you should of seen my original pictures that were there, barf-o-rama! Your nice looking guy  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Aww... Thanks. I'm out of witty retorts to diss myself. Brain malfunction or something. So, thanks for the compliment. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    Geez, I still get carded for a lot of things and I'm 23!  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 36704    You're outta witty retorts? Has hell frozen over and someone forgot to tell me?  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Buy some rock salt, Base. Today is a sad day. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 62423    Ugly? Not at all. I agree with Running Wolf though, you do look older than you really are... Which I guess, could have it's advantages at your age.. ;)  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    *flicks halo's power switch to 'on,' halo barely flickers to life* Nah, I'm a good little kid. As long as these Double A batteries on the halo hold in there. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Smacks SC! Don't get up or I'll do it again! Your a cutie! There I was brutely honest! :D  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LOL @ Base!  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    ur not that bad looking  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    omg, I thought u were like 20ish!! You look like it too...lucky u! :-p LOL Cute pix :-)  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    No wonder I'm cute, Moon Girl. You smacked the ugly right out of me. *rubs cheek* -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    ...does it wierd people out to find out I'm only 15? It's not confidential information. It's all in the profile. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 23959    yup, definitely a cutie ;)  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    'IBDreamy' definitely 'B Dreaming' if she thinks that. ;-) -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    *Giggles* Your cute & can sing! :D I heard you! :D  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    ...what? I'm confused, MG. How'd you hear me sing? -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    A Chatmin called me cute. This is serious. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:47:00 PM  ( Chatmin-FA )   Your cute!
Date: 8/6/2004 8:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 23959    lol! Whatever :p *knows cute when she sees it* Just accept it, and move on :p  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    Becareful of that MoonGirl...she attacks peoples! :P  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    Very nice pic hon..Your a cutie, but I must say..That is a HUGE peek on that hat!! LOLOL  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    I'm stubborn. USMers should know that by now, IBDreamy. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    *tilts head* I don't get it, LadyLuck. That hat was given to me by a kid who ordered one too many. It was a fitted hat, which I enjoyed, so I just took it and wore it ever since. The pictures don't show it all that well but that hat is DIRTY. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    It was at a usm Karokie contest Korn girl had! :D Or someone else had! You won! :D  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    Oh my! You are a good looking one SC! Nice pics :)  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    ...wrong guy, Moon Girl. I've never participated in a karaoke thing. Thank goodness for you guys. But thanks for the compliment, even if they're not meant for me. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    I did see that!! LOL  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    So it has a huge peek..are you saying you have a BIG head?? ahem..You said it was "fitted"..LMAO!!  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Does that mean you guys will hang me on your wall instead of throwing me back in the proverbial pond? I'm flattered. I think. Stuffed on a wall or tossed back into the ocean of life... Hm. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LOL PSC don't be giving away my secrets! LOL  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    *Giggles*  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Ponders! No I'm sure it was you! LOL So be it! LOL  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    Just be glad that it wasn't in person! LOL...she got me, didn't slap me but gave me a lil lecture..hehe, about what I say about myself when we were at the USM get together.  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    MoonGirl, if I won the karaoke contest, there should be a post floating somewhere around USM with the results. Finding said post will prove my not-worthiness of your compliments because I didn't win the contest! Hehe. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    She better not hit me. Stone Cold Stunner. *smacks a flexed forearm* -  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 11097    Awwww... cute pictures! You look so much older than 15 but then again I am going to be 20 and people think I am 14 or 15...lol *sigh*  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    I did not slap you PSC! LMBO! I only siad I should! Hehe  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    *snickers*....I agree, you do look older than 15.  
Date: 8/6/2004 8:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    It's okay, Zelana. I'll look 105 when I'm 85. You'll look 65 when you're 85. Assuming the present trend holds. It has its benefits. Patience is a virtue. Heh. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    SC! I don't care if it was you or not! I still think your a cutie! Can't take that from me! So there! HAHA I'm just glad to see that cute face to your post's! It makes me feel like I know you! Now don't get me mad or I'll smack ya again! LOL  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 22308    you are a cute  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    I can say whatever I want... because I can run faster. =P -  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 11097    Heh... well I guess thats something to look forward too ;)  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Run faster! Hehe!  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    Oooh Weeeee Somebody is on FIRE!!! LOL  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    I'm a cute what, FuelGirl? A cute... dog? I'm confused. -  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Oh, it's true... I deserve to burn, Adrienne. ;-) -  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Well people, if anyone else decides to stop by, I've decided to check in for the night. Thanks for the good chat. Night! -  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 49689    Christ Almighty! I'm scarred for life .......  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 42522    Your very cute! :)  
Date: 8/6/2004 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 23796    Well Heeellllllloooooooooo Cutie!!  
Date: 8/6/2004 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Night SC! It's been fun! :D You must do this kind of posting again!  
Date: 8/6/2004 10:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LMBO @ PY!  
Date: 8/6/2004 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    OMG shut up!!! You are NOT ugly!! You look a lot like I pictured actually. You're only 15??? :O  
Date: 8/6/2004 11:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 22308    i meant you are cute...sorry! lol  
Date: 8/7/2004 12:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    Awww ya look cute :)  
Date: 8/7/2004 1:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    You're a cutie. Nice pix!  
Date: 8/7/2004 2:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 26452    Awww you're a cutie pie!  
Date: 8/7/2004 4:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    I am off to take a look.  
Date: 8/7/2004 4:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    They are great pics, Smooth Criminal.(",)  
Date: 8/7/2004 11:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 62136    *choke* dear god I just choked on my food looking at your pic! You dink, you are very good looking and aren't quite the site for sore eyes. Now, is this your attempt to get people to boost your ego? smart thinking :)  
Date: 8/7/2004 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    Aww c'mon...don't be so harsh on yourself...I think you're cute!! Lol! :-D  
Date: 8/7/2004 8:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    Jeeeez... I haven't stopped blushing yet. I look like a sunburned lobster by now. You guys are too nice sometimes. -  
Date: 8/7/2004 9:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37101    And, Author Only, I really enjoyed your pictures. You're very good with a camera. Just by looking at them, you have a great personality that's very apparent. On top of that, I looked for someone ugly in those pictures. Didn't find anything though. Sorry. :) -  

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