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REDEFINED...............MorningGlory

  Author:  26363  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/7/2004 2:32:00 PM)
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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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Date: 8/7/2004 2:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 62503    I loved these They are all so clever. I know quite a few people i am going to share these with as they will appreciate them as much as I. Thanks for sharing!  
Date: 8/7/2004 5:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    These are cute, Morning Glory :) Thanks for sharing with us, lady...:)  
Date: 8/8/2004 12:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles* Very interesting.. Thank you of sharing..(",)..  
Date: 10/18/2005 5:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    I like that last one the best LOL..REally good post, thanks. :)  
Date: 10/22/2005 6:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26363    Thanks ya'll, everyone needs a good chuckle. :D  

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