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What would you put . . . ???

  Author:  58308  Category:(Discussion) Created:(8/10/2004 1:17:00 PM)
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What would you put in the newspaper if your dad was turning 60?

Maybe something pertaining to him not wearing his teeth (in the photo I submitted - LOL!) or something.

Any rhymes or riddles you guys can think of would be VERY much appreciated.

Thank you TONS!!

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Date: 8/10/2004 1:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 57232    I'm really creative, but have to think about this one. My friend recently turned 30 so we were going to throw a DIRTY 30 party and everyone should wear brown and we were going to put on mud masks, hardee har har. But 60...hmm I'll come back I'm sure I'll think of something  
Date: 8/10/2004 1:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 27534    You may have a toothless grin,
Your hair is grey and getting thin,
Your not exactly clear of eye,
But we know this when you ask why.
Your pretty nifty.....
For being Sixty......



Hey if this works...its free...feel free to use it.
  
Date: 8/10/2004 1:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 58308    Thanks, BMonkey. Can't wait to hear what you can think up! *smiles*  
Date: 8/10/2004 1:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 58308    LOL Wise!! That's a good one!! LOL!  
Date: 8/10/2004 2:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL@Wise, my mind is blank when it comes to this. Im sure someone will come up with something great though.  
Date: 8/10/2004 3:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 62503    hmm i really wish i could help. Ill think about it and see if i can get back to you. but im missing the creative gene.  
Date: 8/10/2004 4:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 31765    Sixty isn't old---for a tree! Hey it's old but still funny heheheh....  
Date: 8/10/2004 10:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 58308    i'm not very creative at the moment myself, but thanks for your replies. i still get a kick out of that one, too, lady phoenix. LOL!  
Date: 8/13/2004 2:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 57232    I think I've finally got it! HAVE A GRITSY SIXTY! Old people eat grits don't they if they have no teeth?? I hope that is a good one and it rhymes! Gritsy Sixty :)  
Date: 3/24/2005 6:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 58308    LMAO!!  

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