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You can't read this and stay in a bad mood..... Chinablue.

  Author:  46035  Category:(Quotes) Created:(8/29/2004 7:36:00 AM)
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Man With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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Date: 8/29/2004 8:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 22308    those were great! i loved the fish one  
Date: 8/29/2004 8:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 23101    I loved the Hoover and Harley one, that was hilarious. And the garilla one, and the Nacho Cheese one. Hilarious! *Hehe* Thanks for posting.. *hugs*  
Date: 8/29/2004 8:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 43186    Nope, you're wrong...many made me smile..LOL Like Lil Jung, I loved the Hoover and Harley one too..LOL. Great post..thanks, Hugs,  
Date: 8/29/2004 8:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 46035    Thank you for the comments. The Fish one and The Harley & Hoover really cracked me up.Chinablue  
Date: 8/29/2004 9:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 62838    Hehehehehehe.... :)) Thanks, China :)...- Kokoro
Date: 8/29/2004 9:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 12103    lol haha thoes were funny..I like the Nacho Cheese one and the person with no legs one is right where you left him...HAHAHA :)  
Date: 8/29/2004 9:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 11341    Funny!  
Date: 8/29/2004 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 62682    hahahaha....those are too funny. Thanks for sharing those, Its nice to have a good laugh.

Humming Bird
  
Date: 8/29/2004 11:00:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 46035    The one about loosing your trailer is also quite a hoot.Once again thank-you. Chinablue (Deborah)  
Date: 7/17/2005 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    lol cute :)  
Date: 7/23/2005 5:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 46035    Thank you Danielle. Hope you are having a great summer. Deborah AKA Chinablue  

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