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Science Fair...........SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/27/2004 4:11:00 PM)
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Science Fair...

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to the alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:

1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting

2. it is a major component in acid rain

3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

4. accidental inhalation can kill you

5. it contributes to erosion

6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical dihydrogen monoxide. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was...water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" The conclusion is obvious.

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Date: 9/27/2004 5:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LOL! I've definitely read this before, but it is so hilarious! I love it! I wish I had come up with it!  
Date: 9/27/2004 11:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 62146    ha people are un educated these days arnt they.  

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