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Stupid quotes ~*~Kawaii Neko~*~

  Author:  35114  Category:(Discussion) Created:(9/28/2004 5:57:00 PM)
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I was thinking about the stupid and funny things I've heard people say before and I thought maybe I should ask you all what things you've overheard. My Mom and I were at the grocery store once, and she overheard to girls talking about making dinner. One girl asked if they needed potatos and the other girl replied, "No, I have some a home ripening." ...I can only imagine...

Another time, my brother overheard a woman say to a friend, "I don't see why it takes so long to get to Japan. It's such a small country."

And I think the dumbest thing I have ever overheard was a boy on my bus in high school say, "He's so gay, he reads." ...*sigh* of course I haven't much room to talk, my foots always in my mouth. lol

So what are the funniest things you've heard? I could use a good laugh. ^.^;

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Date: 9/28/2004 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 28767    I use to cell digital cameras and this lady asked me how many pictures she can get on her camera. With out knowing what kind of camera it was. Idiots! WOW! is all I can say. Peace Out..  
Date: 9/28/2004 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35114    Heh, yeah, it makes me laugh when people ask questions without giving you details and expect results.  
Date: 9/28/2004 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    True quote from my friend Nick, who's (believe it or not after you read this quote), is a really smart kid. "My mom recently had her sinuses completely removed... they had to open up her face, break her nose, move some stuff around and sew her back up. And now when she eats, you can hear it echo through her nose really loudly." -  
Date: 9/29/2004 6:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 26363    Me and a friend was in McD's one day and this lady in front of us asked her friend if there were taxes on sundaes and the friend replied "As far as I know there are taxes everyday of the week" LOL  
Date: 9/30/2004 1:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35114    lmao that's cute...  

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