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I bet you just can't help your self!!!! NO REALLY!! ~*~GOLDUNICORNS~*~

  Author:  34810  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/31/2005 2:40:00 PM)
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.



"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.



Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.



The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.



Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.



She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."



She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"



(you're gonna love this)





(its a real treat)








The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!

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Date: 1/31/2005 2:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 45397    LOL  
Date: 1/31/2005 2:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34810    TOLD YA SOOO.... you just could not help but sing it.... you know it, admit it you know you did
... LOL
  
Date: 1/31/2005 2:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 62998    /sigh that was bad... - Typo Demon  
Date: 1/31/2005 2:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 63036    LOL oh wow...Must admit i did sing it...LOL  
Date: 1/31/2005 2:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 58078    It was a dog with a bone though in the song right?  
Date: 1/31/2005 2:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 58078    lol  
Date: 1/31/2005 2:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 58078    lol  
Date: 1/31/2005 3:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499      
Date: 1/31/2005 3:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 11251    LOL!!! thanks...I needed a good laugh!  
Date: 1/31/2005 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    hehehe thats cute  
Date: 1/31/2005 4:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 63034    Thanks I needed a smile today!  
Date: 1/31/2005 4:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887      
Date: 1/31/2005 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LoL!! i read the It's a knickknack, Patty Whack part and then im like i know this song!! so i had to start over but SING it :P hehe (48)  
Date: 1/31/2005 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 17014    Funny funny funny lmao  
Date: 1/31/2005 6:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    Omg! that was so awful I had to laugh...sillyhead. Thanks for the laugh.  
Date: 1/31/2005 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 12118    LOL, I sang it! I did!!  
Date: 1/31/2005 9:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    LOL..too funny!!  
Date: 1/31/2005 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 63040    lol i admit i sang it lol *~*StarFaerie*~*  
Date: 2/1/2005 1:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 26598    LEAPING LIZZARDS YOUR RIGHT!  
Date: 2/1/2005 1:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 37843    LMAO!  
Date: 2/1/2005 8:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL That was great!  
Date: 2/1/2005 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 63035    Lol! Dr.Stargazer  
Date: 2/3/2005 11:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34810    It addictive, isn't it....lol..... I just could not help my self... hope you have a great day...bright blessings ~*~
  
Date: 3/10/2005 9:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 62220    I've read this joke so many times and I STILL laugh!!  

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