Granbury, Texas: Outlaw Relocation Program - delion

A town of 5,000 some 45 miles southwest of Ft. Worth, Granbury, TX is one of those vortices, like Sedona, AZ or the Bermuda Triangle, where authority-questioning ripples in the continuum slide and wobble, and you must toss logic's playbook out the window. Granbury is where America's most notorious outlaws came to die -- because they didn't die the first time.

Granbury Cemetery entrance.For example, the Jesse James Wax Museum in Stanton, MO is dedicated to the proposition that Jesse James didn't die at the hand of the coward, Robert Ford, in 1882. Rather, he died of natural causes in 1952 at the age of 104. DNA tests done in 1995 aside (they can be wrong one out of 300 times), Jesse's ears give it away.

Where did he live out his peaceable last seventy years? In Granbury, as J. Frank Dalton. "Dalton's" headstone reads "CSA - Jesse Woodson James. Sept. 5, 1847-Aug.15, 1951. Supposedly killed in 1882." A small Confederate flag is etched above the inscription. And he is buried out in the Granbury Cemetery, not in Kearney, MO, as the establishment would have you believe.

As we entered the cemetery, a man with odd teeth was leaving...until he saw us. Then he followed us back to the grave to tell us that "they dug up the wrong man. He's not buried where this stone is. The real body's back up that way, near my Dad."

When Sheriff Pat Garrett supposedly killed Billy The Kid in Fort Sumner, NM, in 1881, he really shot a patsy named Billy Barlow, then covered it up to make himself look good.

Jesse James grave?The real Billy The Kid moved to the nearby town of Hico, TX ("Hico - Where Everybody Is Somebody"), where he lived to be 90. He attended Jesse James' 102nd Birthday Party in 1949.

Soon after the real Kid died of a heart attack in 1950, the fake Kid's supposedly real gravestone was stolen from Ft. Sumner, NM, and was not found until 1976. It was finally found in Granbury, Texas.

Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth (1838-1865?), tended bar at a Granbury saloon long after he was officially dead, as John St. Helen, who confessed to the capital crime in the late 1870s. After escaping the Feds with the help of his coconspirators, he made his way to Texas through a sympathetic South. He is not buried here, because after his death, St. Helen was mummified and displayed in traveling shows until 1972, when the mummy vanished.

John Wilkes Booth mural at The Nutshell.The building where Booth tended bar is still there on the courthouse square, at 137 E. Pearl Street, only now it is a bakery called The Nutshell. On its wall are painted murals of Booth tending bar and Jesse James about to shoot a bear. Neither is identified in the paintings. Yet these -- along with the tombstone -- are the only physical clues to the mind-blowing goings-on here.

The square does have one statue, but it is of a local woman named Mary Lou Watkins, who helped revitalize (if you can call it that) it. And a few miles away is the grave of Davy Crockett's second wife. But neither is much to look at if you are passing through.

No, there has to be something big that celebrates the one-of-a-kind white hole that is Granbury. Perhaps a large statue portraying the scene at Jesse James' birthday party, with the three old villains wearing pointy birthday hats, The Kid and Booth posed in mid "Happy Birthday" song, as James ponders his cake.

We also note that Granbury is spitting distance from the Creation Evidence Museum in Glen Rose, which has proof positive that man and dinosaurs walked the earth together. Some places you just can't explain.

from: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/TXGRAoutlaws.html

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