Date: 3/26/2008 6:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
LOL! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thank you honey! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH! (easy on the birthday spanking)  |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy Birthday and Many Happy Returns to our Nani! :) She is definetely one of the sweetest.:)Thanks for letting us know, Hekler.:)  |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...no, the spanking will be fully traditional except for the use of a table tennis paddle. I'm keeping this G-rated.  |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 63743
Happy Birthday Nani!!!! (((BIG HUGS)))  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you so much, Kronk and Karlita!HUGS |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
HabbyBirffday DearKitten!...Many more lives to come lol:D  |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*grabs some Silly String, water balloons, M-80's, BB-Guns, Chocolate Topping, whipped cream, Fuzzy Throw Pillows, Bunny Slippers, Pink Darth Vader Costume,.... *mumbling* "I know I forgot something"...DVD's of "Dirty Dancing" (in English, Spanish & French)....oh, yeah, and a Ferret named Rex. O.K.-I think I'm ready.  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
Happy Birthday Sis...{{{hugs}}} |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...my lovely wife is one in a million. Happy birthday sweetheart! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
WATER BALLOOONS? BEBE GUNS? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW...it's a party Texas Style |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thanks Sis! Thanks MamaCat! HUGS & HUGS |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...there will be live entertainment. A couple of chipmunks named Chip and Dale. Have fun ladies! |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 44960
Happy Birthday Nani!! Have a good one!! :) *Spirit*  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hekler, honey...could I have about 100 bucks...all in one dollar bills? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
Chippendales will be there??? (Collects dollar bills). |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
^^^LOL^^^we posted at the same time Sis! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! :D |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...all I have right now are these rolls of pennies honey. Will these be okay? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
...you might not think so when I can't just tuck'em |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...but then again, they might just make the whole experience larger than life. |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 63041
Here's hoping it was a wonderful day darling Nani!!! You ROCK!!!  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Ripe minds think alike, Sis...LOL! Thanks Ms. Priss. Thank you, too, Silver Alexis!!! HUGS & HUGS & HUGS |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
Nani? Heckler says".. we have to try to tie a bow on the tail of a real donkey". He says "That's how they do it in Texas". Should I believe him? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
And how come the blindfold smells like baby powder? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Yep...I tie a bow on his tail all the time! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I just hope that donkey isn't a euphemism for some other type of animal. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm not sure, but I think Spirit Child is blindsiding me. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Honey, I don't think anyone can blindside you |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
hee......hee....just wait till you see what I stuffed the Pinata with.....;) |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Down here in Texas we stuff it with Jalapeenies, and Barbecue |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Nani gets to have the first swings at the pinata. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Um........thank you honey...it's a good thing I have an excellently quick backthrust |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...a bit flatulent tonight my love? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
...I was talking about getting out of the way real quick. |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 7574
Happy Birthday Nani!  |
Date: 3/26/2008 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 51393
Happy Birthday Nani (((((hugs))))  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*sorry, I have been busy trying to keep the armadillos out of the ice cream. Who knew they could move that fast?* |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
And what WiseGuy (or girl) ordered a crate load of armadillos anyway?? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, Amers and Diana! HUGS & HUGS |
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Date: 3/26/2008 6:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
I brought those for the Armadillo Throw, Sis! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...has anyone seen my armadillos? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
Oh, and MommaKat says we have to be careful with those BB-Guns. We could put and eye out, or something. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Your not supposed to aim that high, SC |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*helping unload the "Petting Zoo"* Sorry Heckler, last I saw they were trying to eat the ice cream! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I gave Nani some bubble wrap for her gift. She has such simple tastes. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I gave you a philanthropist? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
Did you know if you point a BB-Gun at a Armadillo they try to bite your toes?. Please don't ask how I know that. (Looks for the first-aid kit) |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
...tell the truth honey...the gift you gave keeps on giving... |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
You gave me the PS-2, Sonic, and this post! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
whatcha really have to be careful of, SC, are those razor sharp claws they use for diggin underground. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...we sure got some funny comment-jumping a-happening. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
yep...it's your Armadillos, honey...they're gummin up the works...you haven't post trained them yet? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...the armadillos were meant to be a special birthday surprise for you. Everything was going okay until Spirit Child opened up the ice cream. |
Date: 3/26/2008 7:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 14314
Happy Birthday Nani!!!!!!! God Bless  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
well, the poor little critters were probably really hungry, honey...didn't you feed them? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you Cissy...God Bless You, too! HUGS |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...they seemed to be feeding on your neighbour's garbage so I didn't think I needed to. |
Date: 3/26/2008 7:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 23963
Happy Birthday to you Nani! May your birthday be a great one my friend. *Hugs* :)  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
...only if my neighbor was throwing away grubs, insects and other small invertebrates... |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you so much Hangman! I appreciate that! HUGS |
Date: 3/26/2008 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
I almost missed this!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANI!! Come On People!! We're taking it outside!! Let's go marchin' downtown in our birthday suits!!  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
YAY! Can I ride the Donkey...and play Lady Godiva? |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you so much Rusure! |
Date: 3/26/2008 7:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 10657
Nani Happy Birthday to you what's it like being 36 or sumpin lol:D  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Rusure is going to get us all arrested. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
not really any different than when I was half that age...I just don't run as fast |
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Date: 3/26/2008 7:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, Angi! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
Stripps off FUR...starts marchin nakee in Rusures PARADE fur NANI:p |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
Strips OFF FUR I SAY!!!!:p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
Da FUR is FLYIN!!!! |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
.=O_O=. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
*tail twitchin* |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
*Whiskers Twitch* |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
*Still Marchin witout fur* |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
.=O_O=. |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
Yikes!! A Nakid Kitty!! |
Date: 3/26/2008 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 64197
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANI!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*busy trying to get my shirt back from the donkey* GIVE IT I SAY!!!!!!!! *rotten animal* |
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Date: 3/26/2008 8:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*sneezes Kitty fur* Ker-CHOO! |
Date: 3/26/2008 9:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
Happy Birthday dear Nani, may all your dreams and wishes come true for you hun...*hugs*  |
Date: 3/26/2008 9:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 62100
Happy Birthday Nani!!!!!  |
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Date: 3/26/2008 10:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 10657
Nani be good on your birthday don't let him get you in trouble lol;) Luv ya hun! |
Date: 3/27/2008 12:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Ok you Nakie Kitty ... yer gonna get this post censored !!! I've seen nakie kats before, and it ain't pretty .. *throws blanket over da Kat*. Nani and Hekler ... don't look .. you'll be incensed. OK, I date myself with Ray Stevens song .. The Streak ... "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed. Enough silliness .. I hope it has been happy on this Birthday Nani. If you want to continue this on Saturday ... I'll be there !!! :)
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Date: 3/27/2008 12:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 63725
Happy Birthday Nani!  |
Date: 3/27/2008 2:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 30229
LOL, Heckler, only you, only YOU would think of a cute post like this one!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING NANI!!!! I hope the day is GRAND and that ALL of your Birthday wishes come true!!!! Love ya girl!!  |
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Date: 3/27/2008 2:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
OK, I received the petition ... the silliness can resume .. LOL |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, Purple Roses! HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, Zema. That was really sweet. HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you so much, Xy! HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
LOL, Ginger! I remember that song! Thank you so much! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, Peacelover! HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
This has been the best birthday, and it's been the best Surprise party I've ever had...well, come to think of it, I've never had a Surprise Birthday party before! My honey loves me! Thank you, Gail! |
Date: 3/27/2008 4:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 64414
Happy Birthday Nani....  |
Date: 3/27/2008 5:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 63241
Happy Birthday Nani!!(((HUG)))  |
Date: 3/27/2008 5:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 28848
happy birthday Nani!!!!!!!!!  |
Date: 3/27/2008 5:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 53558
Happy Birthday Nani. Have a great day and my your birthday bring you everything you're hoping for! :)h  |
Date: 3/27/2008 6:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 56359
Happy Birthday:)  |
Date: 3/27/2008 6:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 10773
Happy Birthday, Nani! Hope your day is a gooden. :)  |
Date: 3/27/2008 7:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 3835
Happy Birthday Nani!  |
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Date: 3/27/2008 8:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Wow! What happened in here last night? There's cat fur all over the place and evidence of a streaker. This would make for a great video...USMers Gone Wild. |
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Date: 3/27/2008 8:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
Comment #100!! Just Couldn't Resist!! :) *Spirit* |
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Date: 3/27/2008 8:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 63241
^^^tee,hee!! |
Date: 3/27/2008 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 27403
Happy Birthday, Nani! And many many more! LOve and Light
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Date: 3/27/2008 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Awwwwwwww, Aromatics. THank you! HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you ReeRun, WoodElf, and ReleaseMe. You'all are just too sweet. HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 9:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you so much, Shawn and Sur5r! HUGS |
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Date: 3/27/2008 9:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, LightWorker...Priss I saved that spot just for you! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 9:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
Hekler, looks like the party was really hoppin' when we went to bed.! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 12:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
O.K.-Sis, I got the cat fur out of the filter in the pool, the Cops that came to break-up the party are still in the front yard playing "Armadillo Toss" (the armadillos are too stuffed on cake and ice cream to protest), no one lost an eye (or any other body part), and I am still picking silly string out of my hair. I am so glad you enjoyed your Party!! Your Husband was a real Sweetheart to plan it. :) Enjoy your Birthday! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 12:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
Oh, and rumor has it that "USM'ers Gone Wild!" will be available on Blue-Ray & DVD mext month for $19.99. |
Date: 3/27/2008 1:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 63011
Happy Birthday, Nani!  |
Date: 3/27/2008 2:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21839
Happy birthday dear Nani! I hope it was a blessed one for you!  |
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Date: 3/27/2008 3:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
Nani, Ya really missed it! A couple of police officers stopped by to check it out. No problem though. They called their spouses and they all had a blast! |
Date: 3/27/2008 3:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21903
Oh yayayayay! Happy B-day to Nani! But I think you got it wrong Hekler...I am pretty sure she just turned 29...right?? :))  |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
This has to be the longest, wildest birthday party I've ever had. Lord, Sis, I sure hope they don't have me on that video pole dancing...I promised my kids I gave that up! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thanks, GreenClover. HUGS to ya'. Sugar Bear, thankyou. Yes, it was very blessed. My hubby is bent on turning me into a gamer! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Rusure, only two showed up? I called and invited the whole department, plus the Vice Squad...figured they would be good for a laugh or two! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 4:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thanks FreckleFace. Glad you could join the party. 29? 'ahem' works for me! |
Date: 3/27/2008 5:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 12072
Happy Birthday Nani!!!!!!!!!!! (((hugs))))  |
Date: 3/27/2008 5:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 19586
Awww, happy birthday Nani!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Date: 3/27/2008 6:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you, Becky, and IcuNurse...Hugs and Hugs! |
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Date: 3/27/2008 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21903
*carries in a cake with 29 candles* Happy b-day to you, happy b-day to you, happy b-day to NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *gasps for air* IIIIIIIII....Happy B-day tooooo youuuuuuuu! :) Make a wish! (and hurry, even 29 candles can look like a torch on a cup-cake) hahaha |
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Date: 3/27/2008 6:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Okay...I made my wish.... now I'm going to blow them out...just let me replenish my oxygen, first... |
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Date: 3/27/2008 7:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffh' 'cough...gasp' |
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Date: 3/27/2008 7:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hekler enters the room and surveys the mess. Thankfully, he realizes that it's only once a year we'll do this and he sets himself to work. After vacuuming up all the cat hair left by Kiki (a pair of undypants left behind by the streaker clog the hose), he sets himself to washing the cake from the walls and finishes off by mopping up the floor. He nudges Rusure with the mop and as she awakens, he offers to call her a cab but she refuses, mumbling something about the keys to her donkey. All in all, it was a very good time and he is happy he has given his love a smile or two. |
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Date: 3/27/2008 7:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Thank you for a wonderful party, honey! As soon as I get all the Armadillos back in their crates, I'll help you clean...how did that one end up in the tree? |
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Date: 3/27/2008 7:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Spirit Child threw it up there when she was trying to knock her shoes out of the tree. Don't ask how they got up there. Suffice to say, that's when the SWAT team arrived. |
Date: 3/27/2008 7:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 61847
Happy late B-Day Nani!! I hope you had a great day!! *hugs*  |
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Date: 3/27/2008 7:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
It was great Angel...thank you! HUGS |
