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Limericks Contest come see who will win!!

  Author:  62579  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/15/2008 5:37:00 PM)
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 A limerick is a five-line poem. Limericks are frequently witty or humorous.

Do you think you have what it takes to be the funniest USMer? Come give it a try lets see who can make the funniest Limericks! I will dedicate a post to the top winner and you will win the title of USM's funniest member. Post a comment with your limerick to enter, and post as many as you like. G Rated. Sorry I forgot to say that it must be your own original work.

The game ends tomorrow at 9pm EST May 16th. 

 

 

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Date: 5/15/2008 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 54444    SUPER HEROS

They're a dynamic duo, a pair,

To whom Batman and Robin compare.

Hiding behind their mask...

Fighting evil their task...

But which one is George bush and which Blair?











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There was a charismatic young gent

Who once preached about God from a tent.

His show went on TV,

Saving souls for a fee,

He now lives well on what he is sent.





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Date: 5/15/2008 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 62220    there once was a kitty named Rocket/who stuck his poor paw in the socket/the current was on/and now Rocky is gone/but his ashes will fit in your pocket!  
Date: 5/15/2008 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    sounds like fun i'll have to try this later  
Date: 5/16/2008 3:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 45630    There once was a man from nantuckett.....whose language could fill a manure bucket.....this must be a joke.....said this normal type bloke......there's no more clean words that rhyme with nantuckett.  
Date: 5/16/2008 3:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 45630    I once wanted to win a contest.....It was about whose limerick was best...... I thought I could try.......but on my bed here I lie......with nothing but lame words of jest.  
Date: 5/16/2008 4:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 23207    there once was a woman whose nose
hung all the way down to her toes
she'd sneeze on your shoes
and give you the news
while shrieking the words "there she blows!"



  
Date: 5/16/2008 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 64498    There once was a bunny named mikey he liked to ride on his bikey but one day he fell down and boy what a sound and he ran to his mommy for comfort :O)  
Date: 5/16/2008 11:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 64498    There once was a Momma named KIKI she had a litter of kitties, They all ran around and what joy has she found with all of her little STINKIES!! :P  
Date: 5/16/2008 11:34:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62579    LOL they are all so funny! Keep them coming!  
Date: 5/16/2008 11:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 11677    USM's a wonderful site.
with articles, heavy and light!
there are people on there,
who really do care,
and theres always a chatterday night!
  
Date: 5/16/2008 11:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 11677    On unsolvedmysteries.com,
you usually find that your on,
till late in the night
but, Oh! what a site!
Its even second to none!
  
Date: 5/17/2008 4:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 11677    Sorry! My posts should make more sense read: USM's a wonderful site ... with articles, heavy and light! ... There are people on there ... who really do care ... and theres always a chatterday night!  
Date: 5/17/2008 4:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 11677    second one: On unsolvedmysteries.com ... you usually find that your on ... till late in the night ... but Oh! what a site! ... Its rated as second to none!  
Date: 5/18/2008 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 54444    Who wins. They are all so good.  
Date: 5/21/2008 3:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 11677    So who won? lol! I just wanna know! collisl  
Date: 5/22/2008 6:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62579    http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm504586.html  
Date: 5/23/2008 1:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 54444    There once was a girl named Lenore-
And a bird and a bust and a door-
And a guy with depression-
And a whole lot of questions-
And the bird always says "Nevermore."
  

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