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****Song of the Day**** 7/5/08 -screen_writer-

  Author:  56359  Category:(Discussion) Created:(7/4/2008 9:00:00 PM)
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Good Morning USM!  I hope everyone is well :)  Today’s SOTD was suggested to me by Jen a.k.a. StarChazer :)  I really love this song! :D

 

Today’s Song of the Day is “The Saga Begins” by Weird Al Yankovic!  I hope you enjoy and get a laugh too!

 

The Saga Begins

 

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the federation into

Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the Queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy...

 

Oh my my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force, they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I knew who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

 

We started singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interview the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"

"Just stick it in your pointy ear"

"I still will teach this boy"

 

He was singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gunguns died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

 

And I was singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

We were singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Weird Al

 

Have a great day everyone!

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Date: 7/4/2008 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    He is so funny!  
Date: 7/4/2008 10:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 64497    Lol, most of hia songs make me laugh :)  
Date: 7/4/2008 10:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 61847    Oh his songs just brighten my day! Thanks for the post, Shawn! You rock! *hugs*  
Date: 7/5/2008 7:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 23075    I love, just absolutely love Weird Al. He is my brothers double.....if they were standing side by side, you couldn't tell them apart.  
Date: 7/5/2008 7:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 11199    i like this song, it is fummy and cute  
Date: 7/5/2008 10:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 21764    lol, awesome! love his pic too! ;)  
Date: 7/5/2008 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    hahaha love this song  
Date: 7/5/2008 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 3419    this was awesome...too freaking funny  
Date: 7/6/2008 6:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 23075    And I would like to add that it is terrible that his parents have both passed away due to carbon monoxide poisoning in their home. It's sad. After his wife gave him the news within an hour he was back in concert, saying that his music helped people through some tuff times and maybe it would do the same for him.  
Date: 7/6/2008 10:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 63743    This song its so hilarious! :)  
Date: 7/6/2008 5:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 21903    LoL, weird Al...what a kook!!  
Date: 7/6/2008 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL! Weird Al is one of my most favorite entertainers. I love what he's done here. I've got this bookmarked, and rated. Thanks, Shawn!!!  

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