1) a day without sunshine is like…night.
2) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4) 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5) Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6) He who laughs last, thinks slower.
7) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8) The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese from the trap!
9) Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have.
10) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11) Change is inevitable except from the vending machine.
12) If you think nobody cares….try missing a couple of payments!
13) If you believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
14) Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
15) When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane!
16) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!
17) Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines!
18) What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
19) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
20) How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
21) Inside every older person is a younger person wondering….”what happened?”
22) Just remember…..if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23) Light travels faster than sound that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24) Life isn’t like a box of chocolates it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow!
Have a nice day!
15070 Category:(Humor) Created:(7/22/2008 10:53:00 PM)