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Replacement Windows....LOL!!! ...Zema

  Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/23/2008 2:46:00 AM)
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This was sent to me today via email and I thought it was a goodun LOL!!

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves.

Hellloooo??? Well, it's been a year I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.

LOL!!!

Luv and Peace....Zema



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Date: 7/23/2008 3:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    LOL, that's good, I'd never thought of their claim that way.  
Date: 7/23/2008 3:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Heheheheee thanks Val LOL!!  
Date: 7/23/2008 4:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 53961    Too funny! I'll have to try that one as I replace three windows from storm damage!  
Date: 7/23/2008 4:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Well it worked for her Paula LOL!!! thanks hun...:)  
Date: 7/23/2008 4:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    Holy cow....thats too funny  
Date: 7/23/2008 5:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 5061    LMBO@ ZEMA,Where do i go to get this kind of deal,the only window treatment i got was when my grandson micheal,broke one of mine,while cutting the grass.  
Date: 7/23/2008 5:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Heheheheheee gotta love these blonde jokes...and it's okay, I'm blonde and I can laugh at myself LOL!! thanks ReeRun and Jeanie heheeheheeee!!!  
Date: 7/23/2008 5:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    Too cute! Guess she told him huh? Be Good...  
Date: 7/23/2008 5:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    I cracked up when I read that in my emails tonight LOL!!! thanks Evee, I just had to share it....*hugs*  
Date: 7/23/2008 7:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 51876    If that woeks I am posing as a stoner, oh wait, that's not gonna work, my bad.If you got by with that, can you help me out in the court room for some traffic tickets?LOL  
Date: 7/23/2008 9:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 42703    LOL,VERY cute,thanks for sharing!  
Date: 7/23/2008 10:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 62171    lol this was very funny...  
Date: 7/23/2008 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOLOLOL  
Date: 7/23/2008 2:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 23963    LOL this is a good one Zema and I thank you my dear friend for sharing these with us. LOL made me laugh hehehe. *Hugs* :)  
Date: 7/23/2008 3:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Thank you Bruiex, Jimmy, Xasylum, Cissy and Robert, it is funny...glad you all liked it...:)  
Date: 7/23/2008 5:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    lol wonder about the poor salesmen  
Date: 7/23/2008 5:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL! That is toooo funny!  
Date: 7/23/2008 7:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Thank you Frostyne and Nani...LOL!!!  
Date: 7/27/2008 10:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 28363    OMG you are quacking me up (inserts funny duck photo)  
Date: 7/27/2008 4:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    heheheheheheee @ Donno...lol!  
Date: 7/27/2008 4:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 27826    Well, helloooo..Tell em blondie. LOL! :D  
Date: 7/27/2008 4:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    Hee...hee....hee...!  
Date: 7/28/2008 5:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Thank you Lina and Cathy LOL!!! :)  

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