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Pronunciation Poem -- Man of Asgard

  Author:  54444  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/5/2008 7:47:00 PM)
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Pronunciation Poem author unknown -- but quite funny

I take it you already know of tough and bough and cough and dough? Others may stumble, but not you, on hiccough, thorough, laugh and through. Well done! And now you wish, perhaps, to learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word, that looks like beard and sounds like bird. And dead -- it's said like bed not bead -- and for goodness' sake don't call it deed! Watch out for meat and great and threat (They rhyme with suite and straight and debt)

A moth is not the moth in mother, nor both in bother, broth in brother. And here is not a match for there, nor dear and fear for bear and pear. And then there's dose and rose and lose -- just look them up -- and goose and choose, and cork and work and card and ward, and font and front and word and sword, and do and go and thwart and cart -- come, come I've hardly made a start. A dreadful language? Man alive. I'd mastered it when I was five.

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Date: 9/5/2008 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 64270    Haha nice poem  
Date: 9/5/2008 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21903    LoL, I love it! It reminds me of one that I read...also by an unknown author that I posted. Thanks for sharing yours! Here's mine if you want to see it: http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm486844.html  
Date: 9/5/2008 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 21903    Oh, lol, nm! You read it back when I posted it! But again, the english language is so crazy and I just love when its pointed out how little sense it makes! haha.  
Date: 9/16/2008 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOL, very funny!!!! God Bless  

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