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Darn 1 to many milk cows

  Author:  1055  Category:(OBE) Created:(10/14/1999 2:18:00 PM)
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Well, this is not a really scary story. In fact it might be a little humorous. I certainly thought so. One afternoon/evening, around 6:30 p.m. I was milking cows. It just so happened that I needed to bring the last cow into her stall. There was only one stall open. As I was bringing her my mind began to wander when suddenly I thought, "D-mn, I brought one to many cows." OK, now here is the part that everyone has problems understanding, I WAS OUTSIDE OF MY BODY AND COUNTED THE COW AND MYSELF. Now, is that not amazing. I was outside of my body. Is that so hard for some people to understand?

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Date: 10/14/1999 2:35:00 PM    probably driving you insane
Date: 10/14/1999 4:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 830    what? that went over my head! dallas  
Date: 10/14/1999 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 973    I take it this was an "OUT OF BODY" EXPERIENCE?
Date: 10/15/1999 7:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 277    So are you saying you were a cow and counted yourself? Its hard to follow. You could see the top of your head? Are you saying it was and out of body experience? Please clarify. Hawk  
Date: 10/15/1999 7:40:00 AM    this is extremly confusing
Date: 10/15/1999 10:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 408    I agree with everyone.-K.
Date: 10/15/1999 10:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1055    I believe it is confusing because none of you milk. If you had, or been me at the time it would be easier to understand. As it is, yes, it was an out of body experience. Some things in life you just need to take at face value, even if it isn't understood.  
Date: 10/15/1999 12:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 830    your story doesn't make any sense.  
Date: 10/15/1999 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 973    My eldest sis had an O.O.B.E. during an EST meeting; suddenly she was looking down at herself sitting in the folding chair. She thought it was from the stress of all the mind control techniques they use initially to break down one's defenses, things like withholding food and water and bathroom privileges, and grilling clients about their past for hours on end, JUST LIKE BRAIHNWASHERS DO.
Date: 10/15/1999 2:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 401    I read this story 3 times and it still doesn't make any sense, Is it me or what????
Date: 10/15/1999 3:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 277    To the author: I don't think its confusing because we haven't milked cows before. I think its just confusing. Could you revise it maybe so we can understand and give you a better reply? Hawk  
Date: 10/15/1999 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 751    I do not get it !!!!!!!!!!!!!KLOOP/
Date: 10/15/1999 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 1091    Im sure your story will be humorous when I get it.
Date: 10/17/1999 5:00:00 PM    Enough Marijuanna for you.
Date: 10/18/1999 9:53:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1055    I have one question to ask all of you that do not understand my story. If you were walking along one day and, for one instant, could see the back of your head, what would you call it? I don't mean seeing it in a mirror. What you may be confused about is that I counted the cow and myself. When my family milks cows we can only milk them 5 at a time. So when I bring the cows in to be milked it is a habit of mine to count the number I bring so as not to have too many. When I bring 1 to many cows my parents get mad. So as I was bringing that particular cow up I, out of habit, counted how many I was bringing. Don't ask me how or why I counted myself, I just counted how many things were going into the milk barn at that time. And that is why I thought I had one to many cows. Does that help it not be confusing?  
Date: 10/18/1999 9:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1055    By the way, I have never had any kind of drug or alcohol in my life.  
Date: 10/19/1999 4:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 1169    interesting
Date: 10/19/1999 12:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 1038    I got it the first time I read it, and I've never milked a cow. Obviously you were "daydreaming" or something and trying to continue to do your job, which was to count the cows. You left your body and saw yourself and the cow and counted both, therefore "one too many cows." DUH  
Date: 10/19/1999 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 277    DUH.........we all got it but didn't know it, because it didn't make sense that someone would actually do this........Hawk  
Date: 10/20/1999 10:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1055    Since when did anything important in life make sense  
Date: 10/21/1999 5:07:00 AM    interesting story. I get it now. It was an out of body experience....RavveN
Date: 10/21/1999 5:54:00 AM    Glad you didnt start to milk yourself...ewww...
Date: 10/21/1999 9:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1055    ha ha ha  
Date: 10/21/1999 8:46:00 PM    you're not a cow.you're good enough,you're smart enough,you're pretty enough and dog gonnit people like you! dallas
Date: 10/29/1999 12:06:00 AM    are you a male or female? how old are you? do you enjoy milking cows? anyway, don't feel bad about the other people's comments. i pretty much understand your story and believe that stuff like that can happen. all you need to do is revise it a little so all the dumb people can understand it.
Date: 11/2/1999 7:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 1253    I have milked cow's and this made me laugh and laugh! I miss my cow, she would make me walk to the farthest corner of our property to get her every morning for milking and when I would finish milking her she would give the bucket a good kick so that I would get a milk bath! How do you miss such a thing? But I do!
Date: 11/2/1999 7:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 1461    to 1253: wow you need to write a story about that.You had my attention up to the very end.-Taz- (seriously)  
Date: 11/2/1999 12:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 1566    {-; sounds like you got kicked in the head one to many times{-; Iused to milk cow also and I know holstines love to kick.
Date: 11/2/1999 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 595    Sorry you got so much flack about your story!
Date: 11/7/1999 3:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 1760    You should tell give us a better description. Look at all your replies, They are all questions. other than that your story was OK
Date: 11/7/1999 10:27:00 PM    god this is really scary!!! jeepers, i am never gonna drink milk again!!!!--underwatersky
Date: 11/26/1999 10:15:00 PM    I STILL DIDN"T GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR POINT??? ANY MYSTERY???
Date: 11/27/1999 5:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1055    You don't think that going out of you body is a mystery?  
Date: 11/28/1999 11:38:00 AM    ok..ya...i kinda get...but \/\/hatever. cool. ^.^
Date: 11/28/1999 11:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 2282    Are you sure you were just... 'milking'... the cow when you suddenly became very lightheaded and disoriented for a breif moment in time? I've heard stories of people in rural communities 'helping' sheep over the fence also.  
Date: 1/23/2000 11:45:00 PM    That's not scary? Geez....where do you live? Stay away from me.....please.
Date: 3/15/2000 12:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 2687    sounds like the cow had more sense than you .utterely bad.why don't you moooooove on to anutter.
Date: 3/18/2000 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 6281    and u call this an OBE
Date: 3/28/2000 7:21:00 AM    I agree with most of the replies.....Didn't you leave out the story?It just doesn't make sense...What are you talking about?
Date: 3/28/2000 7:31:00 AM    I just don't get the point....Why would you think that you had an out of body experience?...The only hint that you gave to go on was the comment "I counted the cows and myself"You just didn't give enough details to the story...My advice to you would be ...Delete this story and try again...paying more attention to details
Date: 12/9/2001 2:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 34078    That makes sense. OBE is, if I'm not mistaken from an Eastern mysticism and in India they worship or believe cows are sacred. So it's not odd you would confuse or count yourself as a cow during an OBE. Great experience must be holy. I read this post another time and didn't get it. Thanks for explaining. And Yoda is sharp!  

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