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Blonde Joke

  Author:  19625  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/28/2000 3:08:00 PM)
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was asked how she thought about blonde jokes??

A: She said they were funny, but they might insult some Puarto Ricans

Q: Why did the blond go to the complaint counter of a mall?

A: She didn't get a recipt from the vending machine

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday??

A: Tell her a joke on Friday

Q: how do you keep a blonde busy for hours and hours?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner or Give her a peice of paper that say "please turn over" written on both sides

Hope you liked these, just so you know, these aren't meant offensively, I'm a blonde. Emmie Lou

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Date: 12/28/2000 3:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 22501    Ha ha ha -Krycek
Date: 12/28/2000 3:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    Awwww dude i'm blonde to! it's alright these were funny :} Danielle  
Date: 12/28/2000 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 16255    vERY GOOD
Date: 12/28/2000 5:26:00 PM    these are cute :)
Date: 12/28/2000 6:37:00 PM    lmao.........those were good................~ MISS ATTITUDE
Date: 12/28/2000 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 13484    ha ha I luv blonde jokes  
Date: 12/29/2000 2:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    HeeHee!! These are funny!! Thanks for posting!!

-ChilliBean-
  
Date: 12/30/2000 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 23229    I like the Last 3 ones the best!
Date: 12/31/2000 11:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 22357    all blonde jokes are good, and i am a blonde lol  
Date: 12/31/2000 11:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 19915    I don't get the first one...msg me...

Sweet_Girl
  
Date: 1/19/2001 6:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 23699    lol
fireball

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