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Terrorist Dumb Blonde Joke!!!

  Author:  19392  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/1/2001 10:20:00 PM)
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A Brunette, a Redhead and of course, a Blonde were being held prisoners by a terrorist group in a warehouse. The terrorists decided they had to kill the 3 of them.

They took the Brunette and placed her in the middle of the room. Before they were gonna shoot her, she thought to herself: "Uh oh,how will i get out of this?" So just before they shot her she yelled: "TORNADO!!!" So when the terrorists heard that they stopped and started looking around. The Brunette used the time to get away and run out the door.

The terrorists were pretty mad so they took the Redhead next and placed her in the middle of the room. She decided to use the same strategy that her friend used, so when they were about to shoot her she yelled: "FLOOD!!" SO once again the terrorists were dumb enough to look around again while the Redhead escaped out the door.

Now the Terrorists were REALLY mad. So they took the Blonde and placed her in the middle of the room. By this time the blonde had caught on to what her friends had been doing so just when they were about to shoot she yelled: "FIRE!!"

Get it? LOL!

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Date: 1/1/2001 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    HeeHee, I get it! Thanks for posting!! ChilliBean  
Date: 1/1/2001 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 22225    lol  
Date: 1/1/2001 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 20921    sorry,can you help me out here?  
Date: 1/1/2001 11:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    Hee hardy har har, this one will never get old, I LOVE blonde jokes. Emmie Lou  
Date: 1/1/2001 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 15400    lol, I get it! That's cute!! Thanks for putting me in a happy mood again. ~*~Princess_Leo~*~  
Date: 1/2/2001 9:00:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19392    if 20921 really didn't get it, you know...like fire a gun....
¤Ice Blade¤
  
Date: 1/2/2001 12:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 13861    LOL OMG I have heard this one before but this time I actually get it...  
Date: 1/2/2001 1:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 19915    LOL! That was a hard one!! Sweet_Girl  
Date: 1/2/2001 3:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 17063    As some of my friends would probably say...that's something that I would do. I'm a blonde, but I just laugh at the jokes and go on. - Impala
Date: 1/2/2001 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 20709    That is really a cool one , but i've heard it before. But it's really cool to here them again.
-gostwriter-
  
Date: 1/2/2001 9:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19392    YA its an old one but a classic!
¤Ice Blade¤
  
Date: 1/23/2001 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    LMAO that is hilarious! lololol  
Date: 2/13/2002 2:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 21839    I love this one...it cracks me up every time....  
Date: 2/13/2002 2:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 35054    aw! that's horrible!!!.... in a funny sort of way... good one^^
  

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