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Classic Blonde Jokes and Grosser Than Gross Jokes. By, Genina Rose

  Author:  24555  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/28/2001 3:59:00 PM)
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Well I'm sure all of you have heard of these before. No offense to the blondes out there. Here it goes:

1.A blond, brunette and redhead are walking down the street. The brunette and the redhead see a dead bird on the ground so they say, "Look at the dead bird on the ground". So the blond looks up and says, "Where"?

2.How do you know a blond has been on the computer?

Answer:There's white out on the screen.

3.What's grosser than gross?

When your eating rice and one gets up and walks away.

4.What's grosser than gross?

When your eating corn flakes and your brother walks in and says, "Hey, where's my scab collection"?

Genina Rose I know these are gross but, I couldn't help myself.

By, Genina

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Date: 1/28/2001 4:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 22234    Ewwww....haha....ewwww...haha-Steve
Date: 1/28/2001 4:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 19869    *laughs* well... *pukes*... nice :P eddy  
Date: 1/28/2001 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 23351    haha!! their funny! and disgusting!
Date: 5/16/2001 4:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 35114    ewww that's so gross hahahahaha I loved the rice one I'm still laughing ^_^ ~*~Kawaii Neko~*~  
Date: 7/23/2001 8:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 38906    the blonde ones are good, but the scab collection is really gross!  

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