another blonde joke

OK. There are three construction guys. One is blonde haired another has black hair and another one has brown hair. The brown hair guy (guy #1) gets a turkey sandwich in his lunch EVERYDAY!!!The black hair guy (guy #2) gets a ham sandwich for lunch EVERYDAY!!! And the 3rd guy gets a b&j sandwich everyday. One day the first guy gets a Turkey sandwich again and says "If i get another turkey sanmdwich in my lunch I'll kill myself!!"Then the second guy gets another ham sandwich in his lunch and says "if i get another ham sandwich in my luch i'll kill myself!!!" Then the blonde guy gets a pb&j sandwich and says "If i get another pb&j sandwich in my lunch i'll kill myself!!!" The next day the 1st guy gets a turkey sandwich in his lunch so he jumps of the building they are building. The second guy gets a ham sandwich in his lunch so he jumps off the building. Then the blonde guy gets a PB&J sandwich in his lunch so he jumps off the building and kills himself also. After the funeral the manager goes to the first mans house and asks his wife "Why did you pack your husband a turkey sandwich everyday??" She says "I don't know. I thought he liked them." Then he goes to the next guys house and asks "Why did you pack your husband a ham sandwich everyday??" She replies "I don't know i thought he liked it!!" Then he goes to the blonde guys house and asks his wife and says "Why did you pack your husband a PB&J sandwich everyday??" Then she says " I didn't pack his lunch. He did!"

Princess SGG

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