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24 fun things to do on an elevator

  Author:  27845  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/17/2001 9:39:00 PM)
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

6) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

8) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

12) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

14) Swat at flies that don't exist.

15) Tell people that you can see their aura.

16) Call out, "group hug!" then enforce it.

17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

23) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

24) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

~«*¤YourDestiny¤*»

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Date: 2/17/2001 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 8179    Oh Wow those are funny where did you get all of those??...  
Date: 2/17/2001 9:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    :P  
Date: 2/17/2001 9:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    LOL, fun things in the elevator has always been my favorite of these lists. I always wish I have the nerve to try these, LOL.  
Date: 2/17/2001 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 19522    enjoyed these!cute post.sneelpop  
Date: 2/17/2001 10:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 16989    hmm all these are funny, but ive seen them at least 4 times in USM stories... -  
Date: 2/17/2001 10:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 27845    Sorry if you have seen these before I didn't realise they had been posted. I just thought I'd share them with you because there funny ~«*¤YourDestiny¤*»   
Date: 2/17/2001 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    These were great! I am going to use them...lol! Love,  
Date: 2/18/2001 12:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    lol they are so funny and so what if we have seen them before you can never get enough from laughing and by the way i am going to use all these thanks for sharing them being bookmarked as well love koala  
Date: 2/18/2001 8:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 12020    lmao...I'm bookmarking this one.  
Date: 2/18/2001 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 8726    LOL this is way funny..  
Date: 2/19/2001 3:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 27924    lmao litteraly i have tears in my eyes  
Date: 2/19/2001 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 27051    OMG!!! Right now i'm in a crowded room, and everyone's staring at me cuz i'm laughing sooooooo hard!!!!! LOL!!!! ROTFLMBO!!!! OH MAN!!!!! That's the funniest thing i've heard all year!!! -Dude of War  
Date: 2/19/2001 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 27398    That is really funny, where did you get this stuff?  
Date: 2/19/2001 8:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 19220    FUNNY!!! LOL...thanks for the laugh...IceQueen420  
Date: 2/10/2002 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 33256    LOL That's funny :)  

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