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Tech Manual Dr. Seuss style

  Author:  27845  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/17/2001 9:57:00 PM)
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom

~«*¤YourDestiny¤*»

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Date: 2/17/2001 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    hahahahahahahaha! This was pretty funny.  
Date: 2/18/2001 1:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    lol lol loved it thanks for the laugh love koala  
Date: 2/18/2001 8:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 12020    whew...it's cute, but it caused my thoughts to get a tad jumbled.  
Date: 2/18/2001 10:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL! That was sooooooooo funny!!  
Date: 2/18/2001 11:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 12216    hey i like Dr. Seuss! he's cool! but that is still pretty funny lol. Galaxy Dragon  
Date: 2/18/2001 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 8726    lol...that was really funny.  
Date: 2/21/2001 3:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 23631    Funny  

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