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24 Church bloopers

  Author:  27845  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/17/2001 10:15:00 PM)
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1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

4. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

5. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

10. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

12. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

13. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

14. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

15. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

16. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

17. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

18. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

19. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

20. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

21. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

22. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

23. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

24. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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Date: 2/17/2001 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 17839    haha!! those were so funny!! thanks for sharing! ~suneidesis  
Date: 2/17/2001 11:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 11348    LOL!!! Those are really funny!!! :)  
Date: 2/17/2001 11:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 25699    this was a GODSEND!lol I needed the laugh,thanksBlonde Cherokee  
Date: 2/18/2001 1:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    lol lol lol great thanks for sharing these love koala  
Date: 2/18/2001 7:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 12020    lol...too cute  
Date: 2/18/2001 9:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 6915    hahaha, there were some funny ones i never heard in there!:0)  
Date: 2/18/2001 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 8726    LOL..that was these are really good  
Date: 2/18/2001 11:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOL. GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 2/19/2001 9:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 14754    LOL..These Are Cute Ones..Thanks..~Tweeti~  
Date: 2/19/2001 2:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 26890    omgosh!!!!! that was too funny!!! where the heck did you find these...im still laughing!! omigosh!!! thanks for sharing =o) =o) =o) ~obxguy~
Date: 2/19/2001 10:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 27051    I like it!!! -Dude of war   
Date: 3/2/2001 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 12216    lol. another good one! Galaxy Dragon  

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