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Things you´ll never hear a man/woman say (CissyPC)

  Author:  14314  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/24/2001 11:13:00 PM)
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Things you'll never hear a man say:

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1) Here honey, you use the remote.

2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

3) While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

6) We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a woman say: ======================================================

1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?

2) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

3) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!

4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.

6) Hey, pull my finger!

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Date: 2/24/2001 11:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 13437    LMAO...these r great!!!thanx for sharing!!!:)  
Date: 2/24/2001 11:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 23207    LOL..This is so true!! Trouble :)  
Date: 2/25/2001 12:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 18460    LOL!!!these are really funny:)  
Date: 2/25/2001 12:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    LOL from the laughing  
Date: 2/25/2001 1:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    LMAO, very funny and true. ~Aussie Girl  
Date: 2/25/2001 6:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 9875    LOL! Those were funny
  
Date: 2/25/2001 8:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 24734    LMAO...these are true hehe *Sugar Plum*  
Date: 2/25/2001 9:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    LOL. those r so true..lol.  
Date: 2/25/2001 3:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 23746    those are sute!!!  
Date: 2/25/2001 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    ha ha ha!!! they were funny...and so very true!! :) *SunAngel*  
Date: 3/8/2001 12:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 27574    Hey, I'd say number three and five for the females. *Caligo*  
Date: 2/14/2002 4:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL those were funny!!  

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