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Diet Rules

  Author: 19803  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/25/2001 8:18:00 PM)
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Now this is a diet I could stick to!!!!!

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda when eating a candy, the diet soda cancels out any calories in the candy.

3. When eating with someone else, your calories don't count if you eat less then they do.

4. Calories in food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, for example: hot chocolate, brandy, cheesecake.

5. Movie-related foods do not add calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package; for example, Jaffas, buttered popcorn, Minties.

6. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

7. Things licked off knives or spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something else. Example, peanut butter on a knife, ice cream on a spoon.

8. Foods that have they same colour have the same amount of calories. Examples are spinach and mint ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: since brown is a universal colour, chocolate may be substituted for any other food colour.

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Date: 2/25/2001 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 25874    LOL , THATS A GOOD DIET!!!
Date: 2/25/2001 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 7152    lol i wish  
Date: 2/25/2001 8:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol....yep i totally agree with these rules! :) *SunAngel*  
Date: 2/26/2001 2:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 12020    hehe...I especially liked # 6.  
Date: 2/26/2001 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 25046    I love this post. I would be in heaven if I could do that.  
Date: 1/1/2002 1:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL I liked those!  

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