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Yet another blonde Joke

  Author:  28638  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/25/2001 8:22:00 PM)
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their chequebook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realises that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable'." The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'? The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow."

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Date: 2/25/2001 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 13138    LOL.This was cute. Thanks for the laugh!! ~grace~  
Date: 2/25/2001 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 25867    LOL that was cute and I actually got it:)SugarPlum777  
Date: 2/25/2001 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO!! That's a great one!!  
Date: 2/25/2001 11:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 28663    LOL!! That was cute!! *LavenderGoddess*
Date: 2/26/2001 4:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 12216    cute :) Galaxy Dragon  
Date: 2/26/2001 11:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 24758    It took me a while but I got it! Funny. Queen D  
Date: 2/27/2001 11:32:00 AM    That was great!!!! I have never ran across that one before.
Date: 2/27/2001 4:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 28154    thats fabuluose!!!!!!! -chica boriqua  
Date: 2/27/2001 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 23175    lol  
Date: 10/21/2001 9:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL, i've heard this one before its funny  

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