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REDNECK LETTER posted by DOC HAUSS KC (It is not my intentions to offend anyone)

  Author:  17884  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/26/2001 8:10:00 PM)
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Dear Billy joe Bob,

I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for fourdays.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning,but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

Your Favorite Aunt Doris

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Date: 2/26/2001 8:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    Hahahahahah!! These were so funny Doc! thanks for sharing it...Love,  
Date: 2/26/2001 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 25046    I've heard this before...but it's just as funny every time I read it. Thanks for posting.  
Date: 2/26/2001 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    LOL how funny! hehehe...  
Date: 2/26/2001 11:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16671    I heard this about 20 years ago and havent found it since, I love it. lol  
Date: 2/27/2001 4:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    I've heard this alot but its still funny. lol.  
Date: 2/27/2001 4:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 12020    lmao...great post  
Date: 3/5/2001 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 26203    lol lol i have tears rolling down my face from laughing so much doc thanks again for making my day you are really special to us at usm please keep on posting your wonderful poems, jokes, etc it makes my day

Love koala:)
  
Date: 12/18/2005 5:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 63265    omg. Are people really that far back in the hills? LOL *callie*  

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