Dont you hate it when you go on trips and no matter where on earth it is the same things apply to everyplace in the world.......
1.You have to go pee or potty really bad and when you getr into the rest room and every stall is dirty, not flushed or really scummed out except one.So when you finally get in there to do your bisness you find therre is no potty paper to be found at all.So you pull your pants up quick and slip into the stall next to you and get the potty paper that was missing from your nice clean stall...or you got to drip dry.
2.you have to go potty extremely bad and your not paying attention to the road, because your trying too hard not to go in your pants.Your eyes are watering and your squeezing so hard, your belly hurts and you DRIVE past the only exit with a rest stop for the next 30 miles.only to notice you missed it two exits too late.your choice go thru the toll and then get back on not knowing if there is even one in you vicinity.
3.you ever get lost and need directions you ask someone right?So here you are lost and you ask someon that is a local to the area they say they are not really sure, so you ask someone else and they look and sound as if they know what they are talking about.Here they are not even from that area and your driving around for about two hours in the middle of no where looking for some sort of life other then the wild life wandering the roadside.
4.you make sure you have everything you need before you go onto your trip.You checked the oil the tranny fluid, tires, gas, any supplies you may need like drink ect., you go on the road finnally for about two or three hours and what do you forget when you stop for gas.....your wallet is at home on the dresser!
5.why is it that you dont have to go to the bathroom when you stop and when you leave five minutes later you do?
6.why is it that when ever you go into the restroom when you see the cold whte shiney throne you have to go to the bathroom all of a sudden and are doing the pee pee dance....you didnt have to go that bad a moment ago.
7. your plotting your course to drive before oyu leave on a trip and mark it out on the map....you follow the map and find your lost...like really lost, here you marked you course on the wrong page in the map book, you driving as if your in another state because you marked lets say new york instead of pennsylvania....Ive seen this happen before.
8.your car breaks down on the highway and you get it fixed soon your on your merry way and they didnt tighten something somewhere enough and pop.....there it blows again.
9. its cold outside all the windows are up and the heats cranking. you have a carful of people and one of them leave a silent but deadly FART....with all that body heat and confined space there leaves no room to breathe....shock sends you to the road side and everyone flees the car, next thing you know a cop comes pulling up because your all on the side of the road outside the car...here you have to explain the situation to the cop, he gets ready to go and you in a no parking spot and decides to give you a ticket...stupid jerk...
10.you finally stop at another rest stop and use the modern facilities...you go to flush the potty and there is a massive overflow...you take off running from the brown and yellow substance flowing toward your feet and when you reach the exit of the potty room you stop and walk out like nothing hppened, meanwhile someone walks into the potty room and walked into the mess following you....hehe..I didnt do that.
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