A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR. the children part one BY FIRSTBORN   Author:  16671  Category:(Interesting) Created:(2/26/2001 9:02:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (323 times) HI guys,. I started writing a true story about my family. All this is real, but its also kind of funny, I will post the first chapter of this book, that I call " The Children" in three parts. Hope ya like it. If so I might post chapter two also. thanks. Firstborn UPDATE:, i THOUGHT I WAS POSTING THE FIRST CHAPTER, DUH ME, ITS JUST THE FIRST FEW PAGES. LOL SEE WHAT GIVING BIRTH CAN DO TO YA??????????????????? Chapter One The Children I get tired of hearing people say, ' that's life. ' What is life and whose idea is the right idea of life? Someone's good life may be another's bad life. What's normal for someone may not be normal for someone else. Normal for me is when my daughter drive's up in the car and I ask where the Grandkid's are, and she say's, " In the trunk. " At first I thought she was kidding but then the cubbyhole from the trunk to the back seat opened! A child from age's 2 years' to 6 year's climbed out. Being the good Grandparent that I'm, I told her she couldn't drive the car with the kid's in the trunk. She doesn't usually but we live in the country and my house is two block's from hers I don't know what is wrong with the new generation. Mine wasn't much better, being a child of the sixty's and seventy's, but it seemed to be a better generation, a little less drug's, or maybe I was raised as a mushroom. I know my children are smart, they just hide it well. I guess I've grown to be a faultfinder in my old age as I find fault with most things and have the solutions to everything! Bad part is my memory. My kid's tell me I gave them permission to do things, which I don't remember. They know I don't remember so they use to get away with a lot of things that I really can't say for certain that I didn't tell them they could do. My husband asked me if I'm sure I never took drugs. I never did, he say's maybe I should have. I guess he thinks I need an excuse for my strange behavior. It just proves that you don't have to take drugs to be dysfunctional. Some of us are naturally that way. How it changed my life: It hasnt, but if I knew how much fun kids were I might have got a dog instead? just kidding. oh and by the way, THIS STORY IS COPYWRITE. I OWN IT. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  16671 ( Click here ) Spring is coming