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Say What??? I found this in an English book on being short, sweet, and to the point.

  Author:  19540  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/4/2001 4:22:00 PM)
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In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articul;ating your superficial, sentimantal, and psychological observations, beware of platudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications, extampoaneous decantations, and unpremeditated expatiations demonstrate a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibleness, sans coalescent conglomerations of precocious garrulity, jejune bafflement , asinine affectations, rhetorical rodomontade, and thrasonical bombast in your calligraphic commun. Let your verbal evaporations have lucidity, intelligibility, and veracious vacuity, pestiferous profanity, ventriloqual verbosity, elaborate eloquence, and similar transgressions observable or apparent.

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Date: 3/4/2001 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 24303    OK I WILL TRY  
Date: 3/4/2001 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 28240    ahhhh! *clutches head* i got through the first line and gve up! sister-hazel-fan
Date: 3/4/2001 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 3538    Umm,hmm,I have no idea what this means.This a tough one.  
Date: 3/4/2001 4:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19540    It's basically saying to be short, sweet and to the point. Unlike this.  
Date: 3/4/2001 5:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 26203    this must be a scipt from Dawson's Creek lol

thanks for sharing love koala
  
Date: 3/4/2001 6:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 16612    I like big words -TessekTheQuarren  
Date: 3/5/2001 9:30:00 AM    Now THIS is a brain teaser! LOL this is a good one... even if no one gets it!! Phine
Date: 3/5/2001 10:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 28363    Err, I mean ummmmm, yea, that's exactly what I
woulda' said, if I coulda' *rubbing chin thoughtfully*
Who ever wrote up this in the first place was full
of bombastic pomposity and also quite lame. *wink*
Hey 19540, your posts never cease to amaze, keep them
coming. thx <donno>
  
Date: 3/5/2001 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 28663    HUH?? LOL!!

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