Say What??? I found this in an English book on being short, sweet, and to the point.

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articul;ating your superficial, sentimantal, and psychological observations, beware of platudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications, extampoaneous decantations, and unpremeditated expatiations demonstrate a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibleness, sans coalescent conglomerations of precocious garrulity, jejune bafflement , asinine affectations, rhetorical rodomontade, and thrasonical bombast in your calligraphic commun. Let your verbal evaporations have lucidity, intelligibility, and veracious vacuity, pestiferous profanity, ventriloqual verbosity, elaborate eloquence, and similar transgressions observable or apparent.

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