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MY COMPLETELY NONSENSE POEM!!!!!! By: =Odd=

  Author:  25390  Category:(Poetry) Created:(3/6/2001 7:18:00 PM)
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My feet hurt
My shoes are too tight.
Don't look at me that way,
You know I am right.

My nose it running,
Hand me that tissue!
Please give it to me?
You're making this an issue!

My remote is missing,
I can't turn on the TV!
I would get up,
But this seat wasn't free!!

My jack-ball is staring at me
With his styrofoam smile.
Stop looking at me, Jack!
Go away for a while!

I crawl in the fetal position
And hit the floor twitching,
"Please make this poem stop!
My head is now itching!"

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Date: 3/6/2001 7:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 8428    lol neat poem doesnt really all collect together but its nice to see some funny poems from time to time.  
Date: 3/6/2001 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 25390    Hence the name NONSENSE pepe because it doesn't make sense!! enjoy! *hugs*  
Date: 3/6/2001 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 22406    lol That`s cute  
Date: 3/6/2001 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 8428    i know lol thats why i chose to read it because i like funny poems  
Date: 3/6/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 19869    thats a great poem!! i love it!! its the type of poem i try to do but mine always turns out to be more stupid then nonsence!! thanks..  
Date: 3/23/2001 2:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    LMAO and roll on the floor heehee, this was great!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I loved it and I kept my end of the deal ya know you now have ten stories to respond too, by two differant peeps:0 do not let us down  
Date: 3/23/2001 3:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 24924    I LOVE IT!!! WOW. What I been missing by not hanging out in the poetry category! Oh, dear, I'm gonna put this one in my book too. It is a keeper! Thank you! The Thinker  

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