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Funny things to say in a bathroom stall

  Author: 4330  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/16/2000 8:02:00 PM)
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1. stick your hand under the stall wall and ask your neighbor if u could borrow a highlighter.

2. say,"uh oh i knew i shouldn;t have but my lips on that"

3. cheer and clap everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4. say "hmmm i never seen that color before"

5. drop a marble and say "oh no my glass eye"

6. say "darn this water is cold"

7. grunt very loud for 30 seconds then drop a canteloup from a high place into the toilet and sigh with releif

8. using a small squeeze tube spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and throw in into the next stall, kindly ask your neightbor if they could kick it back.

9. say "hmm that sure looks like a maggot"

10.lower a small mirror under the stall adjust it so u can see your neighbore and say peek-a boo

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Date: 2/16/2000 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 3321    hehehe...that's cute-I'll try it if you dare me!! ~~*Per§ephone*~~  
Date: 2/16/2000 8:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 4330    i dare u author 3321
Date: 2/16/2000 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 3321    hehehehehehehehe...........We shall see....hehehe  
Date: 2/16/2000 8:34:00 PM    For "potty humor" this was actually pretty funny. ~Nany O. Mous~
Date: 2/17/2000 1:29:00 AM  ( Admin-2 )   Eww...these are disgusting. In a very funny way though...he he
Date: 2/17/2000 3:11:00 AM    HEY THATS KEWL. I WILL SERIOUSLY DO IT. I WILL COME BACK AND REPLY NEXT TIME I DO IT AND TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENDS!!! ONLY IF YOU DARE ME!!!! ONE TIME, ME AND MY SIS.WERE BEING REALLY STUPID AND THOUGHT NO ONE WAS IN THE BATHROOM, AND I SAID "BEHOLD THE TOILETS!!!" AND THEN MY SIS. DID IT AND THEN WE HEARD A FLUSH AND RAN OUT OF THERE!!!BYEI
LUVE,
MEL
Date: 2/17/2000 8:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 1432    ewwwww..some of them are gross..but it was funny...Banner  
Date: 2/17/2000 9:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 4057    Cute, Best Bathroom humor I have heard in a long time. Disco  
Date: 2/17/2000 10:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 4330    thanks everyone, but don't get yourselves in trouble saying anything :)
Date: 2/17/2000 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 4184    yucky yucky...hehe funny though!(AGURL)  
Date: 2/18/2000 2:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 4839    That was hilarious.
*starz*
  
Date: 2/19/2000 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 4910    Funnier than heck!
Date: 2/19/2000 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5113    good one *kassimathers*  
Date: 2/20/2000 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 4881    HEY GOOD JOKES. I WENT INTO A BATHROOM STALL ONE TIME AND I READ A MESSAGE. IT SAID, HERE I SIT ALL BROKEN HEARTED, CAME TO SH*T AND ONLY FARTED
Date: 2/23/2000 2:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 3270    LMAO. You actually made me laugh out loud! I sometimes say lol but I don't really laugh. I very rarly laugh at the jokes on here. Even when I read it over again I still kept on laughing! Very Good. Infact, Great! -Pheonix  
Date: 2/28/2000 5:14:00 PM    Hey I luved ur top ten things to do in a bathroon stall!! I might try it at school or somewhere!!!
*someone that luvs Neil*
Date: 2/28/2000 6:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 3227    haha im gonna get my friend to do this.K~L~M  
Date: 2/28/2000 11:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 3835    clever, the things some would do in public! I would be one of those people who waited outside anonymously, to see who has the sense of humor....heheh  
Date: 2/29/2000 8:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 4330    well i am glad all of use like this so much and it is actually pretty fun to do
Date: 2/2/2001 2:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 23003    #10 is classic. this is a riot.
Date: 2/13/2001 3:42:00 PM    funny stuff

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