Funny things to say in a bathroom stall

1. stick your hand under the stall wall and ask your neighbor if u could borrow a highlighter.

2. say,"uh oh i knew i shouldn;t have but my lips on that"

3. cheer and clap everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4. say "hmmm i never seen that color before"

5. drop a marble and say "oh no my glass eye"

6. say "darn this water is cold"

7. grunt very loud for 30 seconds then drop a canteloup from a high place into the toilet and sigh with releif

8. using a small squeeze tube spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and throw in into the next stall, kindly ask your neightbor if they could kick it back.

9. say "hmm that sure looks like a maggot"

10.lower a small mirror under the stall adjust it so u can see your neighbore and say peek-a boo